Thursday, January 12, 2006
I was watching the news that night, and then there was this piece of news, that really hit me hard. People actually freeze to their deaths on the streets of India. My question was: "Is it really that cold there?" Turns out it was, or still is rather. It's sad to know that somewhere in India, there's someone freezing to death, while I sit here, with my blanket tightly wrapped around me.
The signs of apocalypse are pretty obvious if you ask me. Just take a look around you. For example, it has been raining continuously for the past week, with only a few breaks in between. It's like God is taking a shower. Then, an angel somewhere in heaven flushes the toilet, then the showerhead weakens, with less water coming out of it. Then the water comes on at full blast again, then another angel flushes the toilet. So God gets tired of it, and decides to have a short one, and take a long one a little bit later. Since all the flushing means that he can get practically nowhere. Shower I mean. So, He stops.
Same goes for the rain. It gets heavy, then light, heavy, then light again. Then, it simply stops. Then the whole process starts again. It has been going on for many days, just a continuous cycle, round and round and round. If it doesn't stop soon, however efficient the drainage system in Singapore is, it will not be able to handle all the water. Sooner or later, the entire Singapore would have sunk to the bottom of the sea, under the weight of all that water, just like Atlantis. Luckily for me, I can swim, but it's not like that would make a significant difference anyway.
The next thing that I'm expecting, is the arrival of the anti-christ. Well, if I see signs of him/her, or of anyone I suspect to be the anti-christ, I'll be sure to post something about it, so watch out for that.
The world is coming to an end. WE ARE DOOMED!!!! But fear not, cause even if you do, you'd still have no place to run and no place to hide, so fearing for your very existance is pretty much redundant. So, the question is, are you ready?
5:41 pm