Thursday, May 25, 2006
Yes, I had a heart attack, well, almost anyway. It was caused by someone I didn't really take a liking to right from day one. She, (no names going to be disclosed, but it starts with a J and ends with MIE with a vowel right after J)much to my amusement, condemned me the very minute she saw me. It was done with such alacrity that even a humming bird had no time to flap its wings. I hated, and still do, people condemning me even before they get to know me, which is more than just my name.
With all that aside, I'm just here to blog of how I almost died from a heart attack after reading her blog. And there I was thinking "Xiaxue is so full of herself that even the ego of the entire population wouldn't be enough to be on par with hers". Now I realise how ignorant I was. After chancing upon her blog, I thought nobody would be able to compare with her, not now, not forever. But I was WRONG! Turns out someone's ego is even bigger than Xiaxue's and I have been rendered speechless.
Nonetheless, I have put it upon myself to warn you, a potential victim of she whose name starts with a J and ends with MIE with a vowel right after J. RUN VHILE YE CAN, OR SHE VILL EXTRACT ULTIMATE TORMENT ON YE! RUN, RUN!
As for me, I shall retire now, to my bed, which happens to be where I'm lying now, and conveniently throw the laptop onto my table before I burst another blood vessel. It's either a stroke or a heart attack. How malicious can you get, you whose name starts with a J and ends with MIE with a vowel right after J?
12:02 am