Saturday, June 10, 2006
Daughter: Mom, can I not eat them?
Mom: No. Young lady. Do you have any idea how long it took me to catch them?
Daughter: But I don't like them.
Mom: Too bad for you then. Finish them.
Daughter: You hate me! Everyone hates me! The whole world hates me!
Mom: Yes! Everyone hates you!
Daughter: No, they don't!
Mom: Yes, they do, and if they had a chance, they'd make human pie out of you and eat you.
Daughter: No mom, you're lying! NO! I don't wanna be pie.
Mom: So make a choice. Be a pie or be a good girl and finish your vegetarians.
Daughter: But they were caught in the same bear trap that the children were caught in.
Mom: Too bad. Eat them or I'll have to eat you.
Daughter: But there's blood in them. Dried blood. Vegetarians don't go with dried children's blood!
Mom: Young lady, don't make me repeat myself.
Daughter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA EA......
*1 hour later, Dad comes back from work at the bear trap making factory*
Dad: Hey darling. What's for dinner?
Mom: Pie, steaming hot pie.
Dad: Sounds nice.
Mom: You have no idea.
Moral of the story: Eat your vegetarians.
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