Tuesday, June 06, 2006
The Thing About Blogs Bloggers
Blogging become increasing popular these days, however, as the amounts of blogs continue to rise, the irritation ,nay, rage grows deep within me, and I can stand it no longer.
One major issue bothering me, is of how some people think they are so
[expletive deleted] smart. They make skins that pop that small, little, irritating window that goes: "copyrighted", "naughty naughty", or better still " iTT iisH MiiN3, dONtsH tAk3 iiT aWaySH fRm M3" when you right-click on their page. Oh right. Tell me, why in the world would anyone with a sane mind want to "tAk3" your bullshit away?
These people have absolutely no idea how the computer works. AT ALL.
Now, time for a lesson with yours truly - How to completely bypass the right-click prevention system. There are 4 very basic ways actually, and they are as followed:
1. Hit the key in between the windows symbol key and the Ctrl key. It's at the bottom right-hand corner of your standard windows-compatible QWERTY keyboard. If yours isn't one, don't fret, for there's always method 2, 3 and 4.
2. Highlight whatever it is that you wish to copy, then hold down the Ctrl key, and at the same time, hit the letter "C" key. To paste it, simply do the same, but this time, hitting the letter "V" instead. If it still fails to get you what you want, move on to method 3.
3. Seems like you haven't managed to get your hands on what you want. Don't worry. This method is bound to get you what you want. First, get yourself a piece of paper, then a pen, or a pencil, whichever you'd prefer. Then, move that hand of yours and copy it down. I say, no pain no gain right?
Too lazy? No worries, there's always method 4.
4. If you managed to get this far without already having thoughts of giving up, then I must say, you have one mother of a determination to get your hands on whatever it is you want. So, desperate times call for desperate measures. This is what you must do. Get as much information on the blogger as you can, preferably his/her address. Then, go to the said blogger's house and say this "YOU'D BETTER
[
expletive deleted]CHANGE YOUR [
expletive deleted] BLOG SKIN OR I"LL [
expletive deleted] BURN IT."
That ought to do the trick.
Ultimately, if you still can't get what you want, pick up your computer and jump out of your window with it embraced in your arms. That should put you out of your misery, for anyone who's that dumb deserves to be dead.
The next thing that irks me is the incessant noise, the MIDIS, those songs with bitrates of 1kB/s and below. And I thought we were supposed to be cutting down on pollution, which "noise pollution" happens to fall under. I thought we already had enough noise pollution back here in reality. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Some wisecracks had to add fuel to the fire, by adding noise, not music, NOISE to their blogs. It appears that even heavy metal rock is undermined in the presence of ''music'', as they put it.
At night, I spend my time surfing other peoples' blogs, and I see all kinds of nonsense people do. If you're going to ask me why I still do it if I hate it, I can only say that as much as I'm enraged by such stupidity, I'm also very much intrigued.
10:35 pm