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ONLY ONE

[]Name: diabolique
[]Aged: go figure
[]blah, sarcastic, cynical, paranoid, indifferent
[]vegan/children/elderly eater a.k.a cannibal
[]green tea
[]music in free time

[]Loves:
[]backstabbers
[]hypocrites
[]twits
[]overbearing, arrogant, snobbish people
[]slowpokes, physical ones and mental ones

[]Point:who doesn't?

[]Really:
[]God
[]friends
[]music
[]shopping
[]procrastinating
[]PUNS! yay!

ONLY WANTS

[]below 15 for L1R5
[]MarcEcko: The TurnStyle/E900/The Niche/Ecko ID/Two Timer/The Encore
[]much, much MUN-NEH
[]my own digital camera
[]ipod nano
[]my own tuba

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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Random Thoughts VI

Some time, not so long ago, by some strange strange chance, MaoZheDong met Stalin on the street. [Told you it was strange] Yes, they met on the streets despite the fact that they lived donkey years apart.

ZheDong: Hey. Nice moustache.

Stalin: WOW! You speak english? HEY! I speak english too! Anyway, thanks for your compliment. I trim and brush it everyday. Takes a whole hour.

ZheDong: I wish I had one too.

Stalin: Yeah...You should get one too. Then, you can join us, in the Leauge of Extraordinary Evil with Moustaches a.k.a LEEM!

ZheDOng. Yeah. But my parents are against me getting one. There was once I tried, then when I was asleep, they burned it off. Was one mother of a nightmare.

Stalin: Ouch. Must have hurt a lot eh.

ZheDong: Yeah..Oh, did you see Hitler's new style? It's horrible. It's a catasrophe. It's F.U.G.L.Y.

Stalin: Oh yeah...Damned it's ugly.

[cue: Hail Hitler! soundtrack]

ZheDong: Do you hear that?

Stalin: Yeah...Damned this is weird.

Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler!Hail Hitler! Hail Hitler!....

[ENTER Hitler]

Hitler: What's this I hear? Insults?

ZheDong: No, no, no. No such thing.

Stalin: Yeah, no insults here.

Hitler: LIES! ALL LIES! DIE VILE VERMIN!

[cue: atomic bombs appearing out of no where]

Hitler: Oh [expletive deleted]. Not now. Damned. This is some [expletive deleted] weird shit.

[cue: LOUD, LOUD explosions, blood, flesh, bodies, arms, legs, torsos, and heads, flying everywhere]

Mary Alice's voice: In life, expected the unexpected. And damned, that was some weird shit.

History does some strange strange things to people. Damned.



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