Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Vegetarian: Carrot?
Fruitarian: Thanks, but no thanks. I'm a fruitarian.
Vegetarian: Right. And umm...What exactly is a fruitarian?
Fruitarian: Oh. We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings and that cooking them is cruel. We only eat things that have fallen off trees or bushes. In other words, we only eat dead things.
Vegetarian: Right, right. Interesting ideology. So these carrots...
Fruitarian: Have been brutally murdered. Yes.
Vegetarian: Murdered? Oh my...How beastly.
4:15 pm