Tuesday, December 12, 2006
So there was this cow. One day, seeing that all was quiet, he was like "moo", and the rest of the cows were like "moo".
A few minutes later, the farmer came out and brought a few of them cows into the slaughter house. A milk-curlding moo was heard from the slaughter house. Then all was quiet.
The next day, the same cow was like "moo" and the rest of them were like "moo" then the farmer came out again and brought all but two cows into the slaughter house. However, there wasn't a milk-curlding moo this time. It was more of a blood-splattering-all-around kinda sound. It was like, "SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT".
The two cows stared at each other solemnly, not that anyone could tell seeing that they only have one expression, that of boredom. Like "Oh look at me, I'm a cow, hear me moo, I'm bored"
So the next day, being the smart-ass cow, no, he wasn't the spawn of a cow and an ass cross-breeding neither was he the spawn of a goat and cow, he decided to go "bahhh" instead. So he was like "bahhh" and the other remaining cow was like "bahhh".
And then all was quiet.
Then, the farmer came out and slaughtered them anyway. Turns out the cows were asses. No pun intended.
10:58 pm