Friday, February 16, 2007
The Thing About Blogs Bloggers
This post is really going to be insulting so if you think you won't be able to handle the truth, I advise you to click the pretty, red X mark just to the extreme top-right hand corner of your screen. You should really leave if you're not one who can handle The Truth, mainly cause it'd feel like a sledge hammer to your numb skull.
It's really simple, if you don't like what I write, then don't read it. Simple enough for your brain to process? First of all, this blog is mine, meaning its a MY space, meant solely for MY thoughts. Secondly, I have the freedom to write what I want, seeing how it's MY space.
It's like how I can leave my door open knowing that no one will enter in the middle of the night to steal possibly everything that can be moved without a truck and at the same time, slaugthering my entire family and then razing my house and everything in it to the ground. You know why they can't? Cause it's MY house.
To help these people out, I will paste a note at the door and this is what it will say:
"Dear Burglars,
Both the gates and the door to my house will be unlocked tonight. However, you cannot burglarize my house, kill my entire family later and burn my house to the ground because it is MY house and I paid for it. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
Yours faithfully,
The Owner Of The House"
Yes, now the note would serve to dissuade any notions and dismiss any temptations on the burglars' parts. Similarly, I put up the disclaimers to let potential readers know that this is MY blog and if they don't like it, they can throw themselves against a wall of spikes for all I care.
Yup.
1:09 am