Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Milk: I'm good for you.
Calcium Supplement: Oh yeah?
Milk: Yeah.
Calcium Supplement: Hmm..How so?
Milk: I give people strong bones and teeth.
Calcium Supplement: Yeah? So do I.
Milk: But I'm still better than you.
Calcium Supplement: Damned straight. You're cheaper than me, expire earlier, make people fat, cause allergic reactions to many people. What do I have to compare with you?
Milk: Look on the bright side...Erm...You cause stones.
Calcium Supplement:....
Moral of the story: Milk can't handle sarcasm.
11:23 pm