Sunday, October 14, 2007
Friendster. The converting machine that converts friendship into something tangible. And a whole lot of other things.
You know why they changed the "Testimonials" function to "Comments"?
That's cause someone finally wised up and decided that "let's go out soon" and the like don't constitute as testimonials.
Smart.
Have always wanted to blog about it but being lazy spares me a lot of posts, so it has been swimming in my head until today and decided the time when I should be doing work is the best time to ooze out of my ears, trickle down my shoulder and control my arm. I suppose I subconsciously chose the lesser of the two evils.
And I finally realized why I've been eating so much these few weeks and my stomach doesn't seem to grow. Just when I thought I had worms in me gut, which isn't exactly a bad thing really, the brutal truth hit me. HARD.
All the sins simply bypass my belly and goes straight down to my butt and thighs. I officially have thighs the size of turkeys and a butt the size of the globe when put together.
The next thing you know, my left butt cheek will be waging war with the right and trying to conquer it for all the oil it has. Wait. That sounds familiar. Oh, it's already happening, just not on my butt yet.
7:19 pm